Got some good mail today, thought of sharing,

Arz kiya hai .......... jara gaur farmaeaga ...........

kutta mar gaya rajaai mein

kutta mar gaya rajaai me

main pagal ho gaya teri judai mein.


ek aur mulahija farmaeye ...................


Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta

Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta

aur main tere bina ab reh nahi sakta


ek aur ..............


Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai


saheban pesh-e-khidamat hai .............


Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha …

Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha …

Aur raste pe jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ….


Door se dekha toh sher tha

gaur kijiega .....

Door se dekha toh sher tha

Pass ja kar dekha

Toh vakaai sher tha

bhaago


ek nur-e-sher pesh kar raha hoon


Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka

Furkat se yun sharmana….

Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka

Furkat se yun sharmana….

uparwali line ka matlab tumhare samaz mai aaye..

to hume jaroor batana.


agla wala load shedding pe ......... jara gaur farmayega


Jise Dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi..
Jise Pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha Khud Kushi(Ssuicide) kar le zalim...
khambe ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...:(



Door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake dekha to santra tha,
chil ke dekha to bhi santra tha, Khake dekha to bhi santra tha


ye wala jara padhae likhae pe jor dalta hai .......


Maine tujhse pyaar kiya , tere baap ne mujhe peeta

Sin by cos is equal to tan theta ……



Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..

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Dabba baalti.....bhangarwale


Yahan bhi khuda hai ,
Wahan bhi Khuda hai,

Yahan bhi khuda hai ,
Wahan bhi Khuda hai,

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Jahan nahi khuda hai wahan


Kal khudega!!!



Galib ne likha diwar par chune se….

Galib ne likha diwar par chune se…


Yaha likhna mana hai…


Dekhiye mashuka ki tarif kaise karte hain ............


Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?



woh sadak ke uss par the ...
hum sadak ke iss par the.....
do kadam woh chale...
do kadam hum chale…
ab hum saak ke uss par hai..
aur woh sadak ke iss par hai....



Door kahise aawaz aayi…………………….

Door kahise aawaz aayi…………………

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Dahi Gheta ka ho bai???????????



Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak (earth to sky, earth to sky)
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

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Hawa hi hawa hai. (air only air)



AUR PESH-E-KHIDMAT HAI.................


NUR-E-SHER ..................


GAUR FARMAEAGA . DAAD CHAHOONGA ........................


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taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....


taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....


gaur farmaeye shahajahan ka pota bol raha hai ...............


taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....

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apna bhi bank balance hota...


apna bhi bank balance hota...


apna bhi bank balance hota...

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agar
mera dada deewana na hota!!!!!!!!!!